![]() ![]() One of the most pathetic and dangerous signs of our times is the growing number of individuals and groups who believe that no one can possibly disagree with them for any honest reason. There's at least one true-believer Flat Earther out there that uses Starlink.Ĭontraceptive companies are competitors to all other companies. You never realized how many thoughts you’ve had that weren’t original until you started posting here Having a autograph tattooed on your body makes it not an autograph, but a forgery. There is no victor when arguing with someone too stupid to realize that they are, in fact, stupid One man ruined a moustache style for everyone There’s a little Barbie in all of us thanks to microplastics You can easily acheive a world record if you make it specific enoughĪ German Shepard is also a type of human. and looks like the infinity symbol, which is also timeless.Ħ, 7, 8, and 9 never appear next to each other on a digital clock Popcorn is actually just a really good utensil to eat salt and butterįor most of human history, noone looked at the clouds and saw the shape of a dinosaurĪn hourglass tipped on its side is timeless. Talking to the cops is such a bad idea that even the police don't recommend it. One of the happiest photos of yourself becomes one of your funeral photos But the people who are downplay their skill are often really good at it. The people who are the loudest about being skilled at a particular thing are usually not that good at it. Tetris trained you on how to fill your dishwasher most efficiently You never notice if stairs are designed correctly, but you immediately noticed if they're designed incorrectly. They don't hire ugly actors anymore because it's easier to make a pretty actor ugly As an adult it costs money when you lose teeth.įor decades no TV manufacturer has thought to put a locator for the remote control on the actual unit. When you realize that a significant percentage of people on social media are under the age of 22, all the foolish and stupid behavior makes so much more senseĪs a kid you get money when you lose teeth. Smart TV remotes missed the mark by not using the T9 system for typing in search bars.Īt the age of 30, you’ve spent a whole month on just having birthdays. People are disgusted by touching old porno mags or DVDs but think nothing of touching another person's phoneīoring news is a great indicator of a healthy society There are humans who don't even know about the existence of money Olives are hated by many, but olive oil is loved by almost everyoneĪ zombie is an inexcusable source of energy People with autism just have a different operating system in their brains People have no problem admitting to almost every human flaw (greed, cruelty, etc), but no one ever wants to admit to being stupid. Ask people why they drink alcohol and they get defensive. The internet both almost killed off the postal service, then made it more needed than everĪsk people why they don't drink alcohol and they'll tell you why they don't drink. There's no such thing as male hot-weather dress clothes.Ī frying pan is one of the only weapons that becomes more lethal when you turn it sideways from how people normally swing it. It's both terrifying and thrilling to find a new field of knowledge and be reminded how much you don't know You can pretend to be asleep, but you can't pretend to be awake. People’s change jars aren’t filling up at near the rates they were even ten years ago. In the MCU, the aftermath of The Blip must have been an absolute pain for inheritance lawyers Magic doesn’t exist because anything mysterious we discover gets studied and becomes scienceĪn entire generation of people are growing up believing that tipping options for takeout are the norm. The bigger someone's favorite number gets, the weirder it isĮvery single one of your treasured photos, heirlooms and keepsakes will eventually be tossed into the garbage by someone. There's a generation of kids who grew up with Internet without ever touching a keyboard and mouse in their livesĪrguing with someone online is turn based combat. ![]()
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